Bodo Lempke is a detective for the Interlaken police department in the Bond Novel Never Send Flowers. Bodo gives Bond pictures of the murdered Laura March.
Bodo is described as being plump and untidy looking, yet callous, as he seems indifferent to the death of Laura March. Bond dislikes Bodo and insults him privatley. Bond also described him as the worst sort of policeman, as his personality was "grey". Bodo repeatedly calls agents "funnies".